The Zydeco Naturals Hoarder was a sixty-three year old man who lived in a shoe, ok a one story house. His 2 kids were all grown and on their own with kids. So he was left home all alone. He grandbabies would come by and visit him from time to time. One day while on social media he came across Zydeco Naturals. Ohhh my they have everything! Hair care, skin care and wellness supplements.
He placed an order for 2 men’s I’ll be right back shampoo, leave in conditioner, fade finisher, krazy cream, douleur pain cream, marshmallow root, Berberine, Collagen, elderberry, spotty dotty and a bar of suit-n-tie bar soap. He saw other items he needed but didn’t buy being on a fixed income. 2 months passed by. He looked at his Zydeco Naturals supply. He had a fourth of a bottle left of all the products. He assessed his skin and hair and blood work results. Hmmm that blemish that was on my arm since I was in my forties is almost faded away, Arthur aka arthritis is not bothering me as much, really not at all. My heartburn hasn’t been bothering me at all, but that suit-n-tie got my skin feeling silky smooth. The elderberry has my throat clear and I haven’t gotten sick this winter season at all.
His birthday and Christmas was in December. So he got money for both holidays. Yes his birthday is a holiday. He got $500 and some change total. Can you think what he spent all his money on? No shoes, no new pair of underwear, no new threads, not even a nice medium well steak dinner. He went to Zydeco Naturals and filled his cart till he only had two dollars and some change left. He was so happy to place his order. His house was filled with Zydeco Naturals.
